Random thought of the week!

  Is it the "S" or the "C" that is silent in scent? Hmmmm.... Anyway Hello my friends! Mark here bringing you the best oddities the mind (well my mind) has to offer! So some fun stuff has happened since my last post, I have finally been able to level up in Destiny! I know not very ground breaking but you know, you have to break the ice somehow, am I right? ...No?..Well what if that ground was broken by a 280 pound fully armored, gun slinging, fist bumping, alien raping space warrior doing a retro Mario ground-pound attack that generates the same destructive force as an elephant doing a swan dive off the Empire State Building in full Adamantium armor? While I am sure that is the most awesome thing ever, for the Titan in Destiny however, this is just how he rolls.

This is one of my babies!



Now, enough of that foolishness. I was bored the other day and for no reason I was thinking "What is that guy everyone uses as the stereotypical bad romance novel man?" I mean seriously, back in the 80's and 90's he was a guest star on a lot of TV shows and I could not think of his name! Well, it turns out it was an Italian model named Fabio Lanzoni. So, I decided to look him up. OH THE BEST THING I FOUND!!!! It turns out that in 1999, Virginia was making an amusement park,  Busch Gardens. (I know "phrasing" right?). Fabio was going to be their celebrity that was going to be there for the grand opening. They decided that Fabio should ride in the first car in Apollo's Chariot, a roller coaster, during it's first run. During the rapid decent on the 210-foot drop after the lift hill, Get this..(pause for effect) A goose collided with Fabio! HAHA I have never laughed so much in my life. He even tried to start a support group for people who got hit with geese on roller coasters, but the thing is, this has NEVER HAPPENED in the history of roller coasters XD. Oh lord that's funny. Or maybe it's just me. Either way this just goes to show you that birds are JERKS!

                                  Mark's Top Tip of the Day!

•                                   If you see a bird, say NO to roller coasters
  
  
  Have a great day yall!