Live streaming is magical

So I have started live streaming again, and yes it has taken up quite a bit of my time. Take a look. So the game that has my new affection is of course Dragon Age: Inquisition. The 70+ hour game with the dwarf we love to hate, Varic. But wait, it also has a multiplayer function!(the link i showed)  So, let me clear something up for you. When i say multiplayer I do not mean Co-op. Have you ever played Mass Effect 3? Of course you have and if you haven't then get off the computer go to game stop in the 360 games and buy it! The mutliplayer function gives you the choice of 3 characters (starting out you unlock more as you go along) the archer(rouge), the keeper (mage), and the legionnaire(warrior). You are a group of Inquisition mercs that are put in (so far) one of three maps and you have to walk through the entire complex as a steamroller of shear rape. But if you are not that steamroller than chances are you are the one that is going to get raped! I got raped quite a bit...... Be that as it may the game is kickass and anyone should play it. If you want to see my luck at the game check out this video.

I am so sorry!

 It has been a long time I know. For this I deeply apologize...However, however, however, I have brought something as a peace offering....

Mother of God he found it! O.o

 I went to a convention over the weekend in Pigeon Forge,TN and I went as none other than the Regenerating Degenerate himself, Deadpool. We had a lot of fun!! Found 8 other Deadpools; Deadpool (me), Detectivepool, Chiefpool, Tuxedopool, blue-Desperadopool, furrypool, Finpool (Adventure time Deadpool) and several others! We all went hand in hand and had a Deadpool party-train up and down the convention halls looking for Deadpools, Even going so far as to charge into the bathrooms looking for them! If you would like to follow our shenanigans please like and follow our Facebook group we started for the event. The Deadpool Alliance  .

Attention to ALL Destiny players!

As I have posted several times I play Destiny on Xbox 360 and Xbox one. IF any of you guys reading this plays on one of those two consoles, or if you play on PlayStation 3 or 4 and know (at least) 4 other people whom would like to play, we can open turn on the PlayStation clan feature and you can always join or clan. Space in the clan is pretty unlimited for the time being (only 6 members) and would like to be able to extend our reach as well as begin Raid teams and Clan meeting as well as clan videos on YouTube and our/my Facebook page. ( https://www.facebook.com/specificwinter1)
If you would like to join please go to Blood Bound Brotherhood on the Bungie website and follow us and click make Xbox clan. If you would like us to open PlayStation clans (We will need at least 4 people for this to show up though we will turn it on after the first request) comment a request and we will be more than happy to open it.

Late post!

 Hi guys sorry about not posting last week, going through some personal crap with film classes and just people in general and I started to post this but did not get done until saturday so better late then never here is a Fun Fact: Sharks don't actually like the taste of humans. Most shark bites are exploratory, because their vision is quite poor and they really don't have any clue what we are except big sacks of meat treading water and screaming bloody murder. Sharks prefer the taste of fat though, like the fat found in seal meat and other common prey animals sharks often feed on. Best way not to get bit by a shark if you encounter one in the wild? DON'T, I repeat, DO NOT PANIC!!! You know who panics when they see a shark? Lunch. You know who doesn't panic? A bad ass! Stay perfectly calm, keep your eyes on it, and if it comes near you, punch it the g****mn eyeball! No shark expects a pink meat bag to haul off and go full Rocky Balboa on its ass! That's what gives you the edge in a shark fight. Punch, jab, and even claw its eyes until it f***s off, and if it bites you, put your hand in its gills and fist that asshole! If you've got a lung full of air, put your mouth on its gills and make like a party clown! Blow into its gill slit like your life depends on it, because it kind of does! Sharks can't handle a full load of pure oxygen/hydrogen/carbon dioxide/nitrogen! Shit's too heavy for them to breathe, makes em trip face! They'll be too busy chasing purple dots to worry about eating you! That's just a last resort though, cuz on the off chance the shark you're dealing with main-lines oxidized hallucinogens for recreation, you're now in the clutches of a coked out 400 pound death machine, and you're losing blood, and you're under water, and you're out of air, and you're...well pretty much f***ed! 
Moral of this story? Oxygen is a hell of a drug.

Random turns into something more?

 So here is some food for though. The government+a warehouse of automatic weapons+a California auto mechanic=a story that sounds like the premise of the next Bourne movie. Matt Damon is awesome as Jason Borurne isn't he? You might be thinking, "Mark surely there is some logical explanation for this." Well, I am very sure there is, you can bet that particular path will not be the one I take here. So if you have yet to hear of this Pentagon scandal, Here is the rundown. From what I know the Government noticed some money missing (or noticed that a check was written) and decided to look into it. It turns out that a civilian Navy intelligence office had ordered so 349 silencers to be fabricated and shipped. The more they looked into the order the more fog showed up to block Big Brother's eyes. The order was sent to an auto mechanic, which was reveled to be the Directorate's brother, along with $1.6 million (most of which I am almost positive was to keep quiet) even though the order would only cost around $10,000 in parts and labor to manufacture. No one has yet to figure out what the why it was ordered to begin with though the only parts of the documents that were made public were listed under seal of national security. All the prosecutors of the Directorate  knows is that they were bought for a support program code-named UPSTAIRS and the rest is blank. One of the officials in the officer told an unidentified witness that the silencers were for Navy Seal team 6. Representatives for Seal team 6 have Told federal investigators that they had no knowledge of such an order. As it would seem a few years back the Pentagon found a warehouse in Pa, stockpiled with some 1,600 AK-47 assault rifles, collected over the years as far back as the Vietnam war. When investigators went to the warehouse. The weapons were gone with if any/evidence of them being involved. When questioned the warehouse operators informed investigators that the were had ordered them to be destroyed. No names were given as to who gave the order. I want to think here for a second....foreign made assault weapons and under the counter unmarked garage made silencers(No Serial#). This would be a very good way to have Black-Ops/Spec-Ops missions over seas without any risk of having evidence of US involvement...very sneaky CIA (lol $5 says they are involved lol). When asked about this the current senior navy official stated that a stockpile in Mechanisburg, Pa had been destroyed but it was collect for a different reason and had no order to have them outfitted with silencers. Investigators tried to seize the files on this stockpile, but when they got to the office they were held in, the files had been taken but 2 Navy Officers. When asked the Officers claimed to having them incinerated. "I did not think they files were permanent. I was not told to hold onto them. If i am not told to hold onto something I do not hold onto it." stated by one of the officers. When NCIS began to get involved (yes they exist outside of the TV show people, and no Gibbs does not exists) They found Emails for an order for silencers from the alleged auto mechanic. The Directorate and the auto mechanic are awaiting trial for THIS MONTH as of now. Please stay tuned. What do you guys think is going on?

Random thought of the week 2

Bonafide  badass!

  So I was watching Lord of the Rings the other day and it was the scene where Gandalf  was face to face with the Balrog and he yelled out his famous one liner, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" I heard this and I began to think....If it is possible to get past....is it possible to get future?... I dunno but here is another rant..


   Hello everyone Mark here bringing you another post of randomness from my office at the place I work, while my supervisor is to busy looking for/making  breakfast for himself in the kitchen in the office building, instead of looking to see that I am working and not posting on my blog on company time. HAHA nahh he doesn't care as long as our boss isn't in the office we could care less. Anyway, as usual I have been playing Destiny and I started a new character and got them to lvl20. This time It was a hunter! I love the hunter so much. I mean who doesn't? He is a badass hooded-cloak wearing sniper who throws throwing knives with the pin-point accuracy of a peregrine falcon dive bombing a pigeon at 90mph. you think i am joking but no. In all honesty I believe that the hunter, like the peregrine falcon, has an extra lens in this eyes that allows him to have telescope vision.




I know what you all must be thinking, "Mark, If you spend so much time playing games and working, then how do you have time for a life?" That is an easy question my friends! My life is my bestiest friend Taylor :3 yes she is that awesome! And before I go one last addition...maybe 2...As I stated in my first post I am a cosplayer. My Current project is my FAVORITE anti-hero mercenary. The Merc with a mouth. Deadpool I will have pictures next week so stay tuned! One last thing. Here is a shout out to my other bestie trin! Love you hun.  Peace out yall!!!!

Random thought of the week!

  Is it the "S" or the "C" that is silent in scent? Hmmmm.... Anyway Hello my friends! Mark here bringing you the best oddities the mind (well my mind) has to offer! So some fun stuff has happened since my last post, I have finally been able to level up in Destiny! I know not very ground breaking but you know, you have to break the ice somehow, am I right? ...No?..Well what if that ground was broken by a 280 pound fully armored, gun slinging, fist bumping, alien raping space warrior doing a retro Mario ground-pound attack that generates the same destructive force as an elephant doing a swan dive off the Empire State Building in full Adamantium armor? While I am sure that is the most awesome thing ever, for the Titan in Destiny however, this is just how he rolls.

This is one of my babies!



Now, enough of that foolishness. I was bored the other day and for no reason I was thinking "What is that guy everyone uses as the stereotypical bad romance novel man?" I mean seriously, back in the 80's and 90's he was a guest star on a lot of TV shows and I could not think of his name! Well, it turns out it was an Italian model named Fabio Lanzoni. So, I decided to look him up. OH THE BEST THING I FOUND!!!! It turns out that in 1999, Virginia was making an amusement park,  Busch Gardens. (I know "phrasing" right?). Fabio was going to be their celebrity that was going to be there for the grand opening. They decided that Fabio should ride in the first car in Apollo's Chariot, a roller coaster, during it's first run. During the rapid decent on the 210-foot drop after the lift hill, Get this..(pause for effect) A goose collided with Fabio! HAHA I have never laughed so much in my life. He even tried to start a support group for people who got hit with geese on roller coasters, but the thing is, this has NEVER HAPPENED in the history of roller coasters XD. Oh lord that's funny. Or maybe it's just me. Either way this just goes to show you that birds are JERKS!

                                  Mark's Top Tip of the Day!

•                                   If you see a bird, say NO to roller coasters
  
  
  Have a great day yall!