Late post!

 Hi guys sorry about not posting last week, going through some personal crap with film classes and just people in general and I started to post this but did not get done until saturday so better late then never here is a Fun Fact: Sharks don't actually like the taste of humans. Most shark bites are exploratory, because their vision is quite poor and they really don't have any clue what we are except big sacks of meat treading water and screaming bloody murder. Sharks prefer the taste of fat though, like the fat found in seal meat and other common prey animals sharks often feed on. Best way not to get bit by a shark if you encounter one in the wild? DON'T, I repeat, DO NOT PANIC!!! You know who panics when they see a shark? Lunch. You know who doesn't panic? A bad ass! Stay perfectly calm, keep your eyes on it, and if it comes near you, punch it the g****mn eyeball! No shark expects a pink meat bag to haul off and go full Rocky Balboa on its ass! That's what gives you the edge in a shark fight. Punch, jab, and even claw its eyes until it f***s off, and if it bites you, put your hand in its gills and fist that asshole! If you've got a lung full of air, put your mouth on its gills and make like a party clown! Blow into its gill slit like your life depends on it, because it kind of does! Sharks can't handle a full load of pure oxygen/hydrogen/carbon dioxide/nitrogen! Shit's too heavy for them to breathe, makes em trip face! They'll be too busy chasing purple dots to worry about eating you! That's just a last resort though, cuz on the off chance the shark you're dealing with main-lines oxidized hallucinogens for recreation, you're now in the clutches of a coked out 400 pound death machine, and you're losing blood, and you're under water, and you're out of air, and you're...well pretty much f***ed! 
Moral of this story? Oxygen is a hell of a drug.